I'm a big girl now, almost four months old. I thought I'd better tell you the way it's going to be.
I don't need those silly nap things that you keep trying to get me to take.
Also, I have some more needs now. You'd better find some better ideas for entertaining me than some teethers and a funny looking frog because I can't reach that TV remote yet to entertain myself. Think Exersaucer, Mama. It's time.
One last thing. I've figured out that whole early morning pacifier thing, and I want milk and a cuddle, Lady.
- Your loving daughter Harper